My Valentine order

Say what you wish,but know this I MUST GET A GIFT THIS VALENTINE!
Christmas no cards, no gift, New year nko? Some chessy text messages. I no go gree, this valentine must be superb for me but first I must find a valentine boyfriend to keep me company for the day.

He must possess the following qualities, in no particular order.

1)He must be drop dead gorgeous with the ability to wake me up with a kiss. Pictures I have in mind: Will smith,Pharell Williams,T.I and Tyler perry.

2) Great sense of humour.

3) He must be Biceptual,possessing great abs,6 pack and strong comforting arms.(NOT BISEXUAL PLEASE!)

4)Very rich and generous;He must possess an innate ability to understand all my unspoken needs.

5)Great voice that can sing to me at any time.

6) Fanstatic cook with outstanding laundry abilites.

7)Definitly must be in intelligent,possessing bedroom PHD.

If you fit or know anyone that fit or surpass the above qualites please contact me with your name and number ASAP and I shall take it from there.