Ajepako

Check fo my easter weekend update below this post.

Had a conversation with a friend over the holiday over ajebutter and aje paki,and then I saw this email that was sent to me sometime ago by a friend.

Ajebota vs Ajepaki

AJE BUTTER VERSUS AJE PAKI (CASSAVA).
> There was this guy I met whose name is Musibau. He claims to be an
> AJEBOTA, but after opening his eyes to some things, I realised him na
> AJEPAKI
> If you step on a nail and bleed, you might be 'Bota,
> If you step on nail and bend it, you're 'paki!
> If you see the words Madam, Sir or Esq after your folks name on an
> envelope, you might be an Ajebota
> But if people refer to your folks as either Mama-Bebi, Mama- Chukwudi,
or Baa Lamidi, you are NOT ajebota!
> If you have your home periodically fumigated with scentless pest
> repellents so it's virtually roach and termite free you might be an
> Ajebota.
> But if you aim with either your Cortina shoe or Scoll and can nail a
> flying cockroach to the wall, you're an Ajepaki.
> If your folks carry wallets and purses, you're possibly an Ajebota.
> But if your mom reaches into her bra to get money in the glaring eyes of
> the public, your paki is level 5!
> If, you have a bore hole installed in your compound for year-round water supply, you might be an Ajebota,
> But either you have a "kanga" (irrigation system), or, the middle of your
> head is hairless due to having logged on 65,000 mile from hauling pails of water, you're an Ajepaki!
> If, after using the bathroom, you have an assorted barrage of scented
> toilet tissuses to choose from, you just might be an Ajebota,
> But if you use water to "tamba" yaself, or you use the box of St. Louis
> sugar or the walls of your Shalanga to clean you shit, my
>brother.........
> you're an Ajepaki !
> If you brush, rinse, gargle and floss, you just might be an Ajebota
> But if, after chewing your pako, you can spit the pako-paste 40 yards,
> your Pakiness is considered level 10 !
> If you had underwear that had the elastic bands at the waistline, you
> could be an ajebota,
> But if your underwear looked like the flag of Ghana and had a
>drawstring,
> (also known as Pata Ewekoro or Majidun) you're DEFINITELY 'Jepaki' !
> If you happened to have wandered into a neighborhood during Ileya and got
> > > amazed by the fact that people found ram-fight amusing, you might be an
> ajeota,
> But if you took the ram to fight after feeding it "igbo" you're definitely
> > > ajepaki !
> If your home has sophisticatated theft deterrent systems like
> barbed-wires, dogs, a camera and an alarm systems, you might be an Ajebota.
> But if people are scared to scale your fence because of widely spread
> rumors of your folks having installed a "SHIGIDI" (whatever that is),
> you're an Ajepaki !
> If you went to a hair salon in naija to get your hair done, you just
>might be an Ajebota,
> But if you and your "onidiri" sit for six hours on an Apoti under a tree
> while she did your hair, you're paki !

> So my brother and sister, which won you be??

Me,I fall inbetween hehehe.